The Best 'Mean Girl' Merchandise For Your Dog

Any “Mean Girls” fan can tell you the significance of October 3rd. For those who haven’t watched the classic 2004 comedy, Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) notes that the third of October was when her crush, Aaron Samuels (Jonathan Bennett) asked her the date during calculus class. For this reason, fans have deemed October 3rd “Mean Girls Day.” 

In honor of the unofficial holiday, we encourage you to watch the film while wearing a Juicy Couture sweatshirt and munching on some Kälteen Bars. You also may want to purchase some adorable “Mean Girls”-themed merchandise for your furry friend so they don’t feel left out. 

Here are a few of our favorite “Mean Girls” dog products. 

She Doesn’t Even Go Here Bandana 

Photo Credit: Ripley & Rue

Price: $22.00

This bandana references a hilarious scene where a student from a different high school somehow wanders into the auditorium to make an impassioned speech about getting along. However, Damian (Daniel Franzese) soon reveals that the teenager is not a North Shore High School student. 

So Fetch Bandana 

Photo Credit: Ripley & Rue

Price: $22.00

Unlike Regina George (Rachel McAdams), I am a fan of the slang “so fetch.” I have a feeling that quite a few fetching-loving dogs will agree with me. 

On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink Shirt 

Photo Credit: Amazon

Price: $13.98 

While the Plastics are strict about sporting pink only on Wednesdays, your pooch can wear this top any day of the week. 

Burn Book Toy

Photo Credit: Etsy

Price: $10.00

As my dog has many enemies, i.e. all USPS workers, I will be refraining from getting her this Burn Book toy. I can only imagine what she would write. 

Cool Mom Sweatshirt 

Photo Credit: Etsy

Price: $35.00

Okay, so this is not technically for your dog. That being said, dog moms definitely radiate “cool mom” vibes, ala Regina’s stepmother, June George (Amy Poehler). 

Juicy Couture Dress

Photo Credit: Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Price: $14.99

While this is not technically “Mean Girl” merchandise, this dress will make your dog look like they are a member of the Plastics. And really, what more can we ask for?